typical woman
Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, he asks his wife for ***. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.
6 hours later, he says, “You know I now have only 18 hours to live. Can we do it one more time?” She agrees, and they do it again.
That night, getting into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife’s shoulder and asks, “Please, just once more before I die.” She says, “Of course, Dear,” and they make love again.
After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep. Morris, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he’s down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife “Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could…”
The wife sits up and says, “Listen Morris, I have to get up in the morning… you don’t.”
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03-01-09, 03:00 PM
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