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Old 11-01-09, 04:01 PM
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DON'T GOLF WITH YOUR WIFE

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said
the man. "I was
having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both
sliced our balls into a pasture of cows."

"We went to look for them and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of
the cows had something white at its rear end." "I walked over and lifted up
the tail, and sure enough, there was the golf ball with my wife's monogram
on it ... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my
mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,

Hey, this looks like yours!
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Old 18-01-09, 04:58 AM
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PMFSL brilliant!!!
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Old 18-01-09, 08:19 AM
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brill swamp ..lol
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Old 18-01-09, 01:47 PM
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lol swamp x
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Old 26-12-09, 04:41 PM
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pmsl xxxxx
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