
a man walks into a pub, with hid dog. the barman says no dogs are allowed in here. but my dog can talk said the man, oh ok then said the barman, make him talk. ask him a question ask the man, so the barman asked the dog what goes round trees,, bark went the dog. the barman then asked well how do ya feel if ya dont get a good nights sleep,, ruff said the dog. so the barman said go on get out, ya taking the pish. when the man got outside the dog looked at him and said what did i do lol.