The irish daughter...

[B]this amused me!! (before everyone beats me for abusing the irish i am one hehehe)[/B]

Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.

'W here have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'

The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'

'Ye WHAT!!? Out of here!!, y e shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family!!.'

'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $10 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new=2 0Mercedes limited edition convertible sports car that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........(takes a breath)........ and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... .'

'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.

Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff. A prostitute!'

'Oh! Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.

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pmfsl
that tickled me in places i aint been tickled in a while

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that tickled me in places i aint been tickled in a while
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hehehe i know made me snigger like i was ten fs

pmsl ....class

lmfao this was priceless