lap dance

wife treats hubby to a lapdance for his birthday ...doorman says ,ok jim hows tricks ? wife asks how does he know you ?jim says ,er, i play football with him ..inside the barman says usual jim ? jim blurts out b4 you say anything he plays darts for my local ...next a lapdancer says hi jim do you want the special again ?..wife storms out draggin jim with her and jumps in a taxi ...driver says **** me jim,u av pulled a right minger this time .

lol classic hehehehe

oh wow lol.

laugh out loud