premature ejaculation
theres tis guy he suffers wiv premature ejaculation, he and his mrs are gettin down to it only yet again its over before its started. "rite thats it" she says "u go see a doctor and get this sorted or im leaving you!" so next day off he goes to see the quack."rite doc i got a problem and i need your help or me mrs gonna leave me" the doctor ponders for a while and says "right there is no medical cure, but what i suggest is go to the local sports shop and by yourself a starting pistol, when you feel your gonna come pull the trigger and the bang will make you forget about comming and you will go on for hours" so off he goes and buys a starting pistol. that nite after dinner he says to his mrs "tonight is your lucky nite" "oh yea she replies" off they go gettin all naked and down to it he is on top of her and nothing, so she says "ow bout doin 69er?" so away they go then BANG!. anyway next day the bloke see's the doctor "ah how did you get on with the starting pistol?" "was a bloody nightmare he syas" "whys that?" so the guy says "all was goin swimmingly she then suggested 69er i was just about to come so i pulled the trigger" "and then what?" says the doctor "well first off i lost 2 and a half inches off me ****, i got a mouth full of **** and a bloke walked out the wordrobe with his hands up!
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22-02-09, 09:15 PM
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