World Cup Jokes‏

[jazzy]

A man managed to get a ticket for the World Cup Final. As he took his seat, he noticed that the one next to him was vacant, and the man next to that had put his coat and programme on the vacant seat.
"Excuse me", said the first man, "but why is that seat vacant ?"
"That was my wife's seat", said the second man, "but she died recently"
The first man said "I'm very sorry - but couldn't a friend or another member of your family sit there ?"
"No", said the second man "They are all at the funeral !!!"

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A reporter was interviewing David Beckham.
Beckham says "I love them !! - They make my mouth tingle and keep my breath fresh"
The reporter says " David - I asked you what you thought of the TACTICS !!"

Here's a really funny world cup joke. Some people actually think that England have a chance of winning it!

lmfao jazzy nice1 xxxxxxxxxxxx that made me giggle

[Lazy]

lol am i thick i dont actually get it x soz