Joke‏

jazzy · #1 (**permalink**) 23-02-09, 05:27 PM

A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come
as different emotions e.g. fear, jealousy etc. On the night of the party, the
first guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy covered in
green with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He says to this guy,
"Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" And the guy says,
"I'm green with NV". The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink."

A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens
the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa
wrapped around her most intimate parts. He says to this woman
"Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" She replies,
"I'm tickled pink." He says,"I love it, come on in and join the party."

A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time,
the host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Murphy,
standing stark naked one with his **** in a bowl of custard, and the other
with his **** stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and says,
"Well, what the heck are you doing? You could get arrested standing out
there in the street like that. Anyhow what emotion is this supposed to be??"
Paddy replies, "Well, Oim fokin disgusted, and Murphy here has come in despair."