monkeys

van driver breaks down on the m4 ,flags down paddy for help ...driver says paddy i have six monkeys in the van if i give you a £100 will u take them to bristol zoo for me ..paddy agrees ..4 hours later driver see paddy going in opposite direction still with monkeys ...driver says hey paddy thought i told you to take those monkeys to the zoo ...paddy says i have but i still got £30 left so now i am taking them to the pictures .

[COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="3"]Blimey when was the last time you went to Bristol zoo? It costs more than a tenner each to get in haha. Good joke tho [/SIZE][/COLOR]

[jazzy]

lmao, made me giggle xxx

Sometimes the old ones are the best.

Can't be that old, I only heard it last week....

HAHAHAHAHAH keep em coming

lmao classic

hahahahaha good one

pmsl i like it

[sultry]

chuckle chuckle....