No Messing

An Italian lawyer and an Irishman are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that Irishmen are so dumb that he
could put something over on them easily. So the lawyer asks if the
Irishman would like to play a fun game.

The Irishman is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely
declines and tries to catch a few winks. The Italian lawyer persists,
and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you
don't know the answer, you pay me only £5; you ask me one, and if I
don't know the answer, I will pay you £500, he says. This catches the
Irishman's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the
game.

The lawyer asks the first question.

'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
The Irishman doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a
five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the Irishma n's turn. He asks the lawyer,
'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'
The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find
on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to
no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up
the Irishman and hands him £500. The Irishman pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Irishman
up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes
down with four?'

The Irishman reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer £5 and goes back to
sleep.

Don't mess with the Irish.

[jazzy]

good one lmao xxxxx

[Lazy]

lol that one was good xx

couldnt be bothered reading that soz lol xxxxx

[sukisue]

wat a load of codswallop

omg just took the time to read it nice 1 lmfao