tommys work experience
Tommy goes to his local zoo on works experience.
he goes to see the head keeper who tells him, as its lunch time, go and feed the birds.
he trundles off to the aviary with buckets of fresh worms, only to find they have all died.
running back to the keeper, he informs him of the mishap, to which the keeper tells Tommy to feed the bird remains to the lions, then, when finished, to go take the monkies some bananas.
he takes the dead birds to the lions, then grabs his bananas and goes to the monkey enclosure. upon arriving, however, he finds every monkey lying on the floor, dead.
runnning back to the keeper Tommy informs him that the monkies have expired, to which the keeper says, waste not want not, feed them to the lions, then when finished, go take some pollen to the bees in the hives.
He took the monkey carcasses to the lions, then picked up the pollen and went to the hives.
upon arriving at the hives, he found all the bees dead!
He ran back to the keeper to tell him this. The keeper said to him to ground the bees up, to make sure the sting wasnt a problem, and feed them to the lions.
best meal the lions ever had, was Tommies first day on works experience.
how often do you think they get FINCH, CHIMPS AND MUSHY BEES!!!
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04-04-09, 09:52 AM
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