The fireman

A Fireman came home from work one day and told his wife,
'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

From now on when I say BELL 1

I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2
I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say BELL 3

We are going to make love all night.'

The next night he came home from work and yelled, ' BELL 1!'

The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled 'BELL 2!',
The wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled 'BELL 3!',
They began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled 'BELL 4!'
'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband?



'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied,

'YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'

[jazzy]

lmao good 1 x

[snowflake33]

lol i like that one