lil boy and fat lady

A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime.

They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager .

After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly, "Wow, she's fat!

The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet.

A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his arms out as far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her bum is this wide!"

The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy.

The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.

After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the queue.

Just then her pager begin to emit a "beep, beep, beep".

The little boy yelled out, "Run for your effing life, she's reversing!!"

[sultry]

lol funny...

pmsl hehehehehe

hey Bonjour a` tous ! !!!

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Convincing your prospects to purchase from you is a hard job, but have you ever thought that you're making the process twice as difficult for both parties if your prospects are convinced but don't know how to buy from you? No matter how good you are at convincing your prospects, they won't buy if they find the process ***bersome.

First, you will want to check that people can find your order form easily and hassle-free. You can write a clear, concise paragraph to direct your prospects to your order form so that you can minimize the chances of them getting lost. You can also reduce the chances of losing prospects by putting a prominent link to your order page from every other page on your site.

Идет огромная пропаганда этой партии + присоединение Путина. Каково ваше отношение к ним?

Извиняюсь, если Вас задел первый пост. Я совсем не хотела ругани.

В связи с предстоящими выборами назрел такой вопрос. Просто я в них разочаровалась. Как вы считаете, действительно ли эта партия так хороша, как ее представляют? Что реально они делают не поверхностно, а вглубь?

[pennybel]

Have I lost the plot again???? I really dont get the last 3 jokes!!!lol!

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