Ever wondered

[jazzy]

EVER WONDERED where we are headed

Why the sun lightens our hair,
But darkens our skin?

Why women can’t put on mascara
With their mouth closed?

Why you don’t ever see the headline:
“Psychic wins the lottery”?

Why “abbreviated” is such a long word?

Why Doctors call what they do
“practice”?

Why you have to click on “start”
To stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour,
While dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money
Is called a broker?

Why there isn’t mouse flavoured
Cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a
“new and improved” flavour?

Why Noah didn’t swat those two
mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal
Injections?

Why they don’t make the whole plane out of the material used
For the indestructible black box?

Why sheep don’t shrink
When it rains?

Why they are called apartments when
They are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro,
Is congress the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport “the terminal”
If flying is so safe?

good points
but dog food is tested on humans

yep good points