Little Johnny was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came
into the house asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when people are
sleeping on top of each other?"
She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth......
"It's called ***ual intercourse, darling."
Little Johnny just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and
play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
"Grandma, it is not called ***ual intercourse!!
It's called Bunk Beds !!! "