11 things you will never hear a woman say

[snowflake33]

1 Do you think this dress makes me look too slim

2 You take me out too much, can't we just stay in

3 A fake one will do

4 You look stressed out, let me give you a blowjob

5 Have a night out with your mates, you deserve it

6 That Pamela Anderson has a lovely body

7 My mother is a real old b**ch

8 No, No, you buy me too much already

9 Give it to me hard up the arse, big boy; you know I love it

10 What headache ?

11 Put your money away, let me buy the round

you missed one -

'its ok, put the football on im not bothered about eastenders'

lolol

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lol snowyxxxxxxx

lmao love them all

[snowflake33]

[QUOTE=HamoHash;43356]you missed one -

'its ok, put the football on im not bothered about eastenders'

lolol[/QUOTE]

as if that wud happen !!