Naming the Twins

[Lazy]

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.

Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting at his bed side.

He asked his brother how his wife was doing and his brother said, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter.

But the hospital was in a real hurry to
get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."

The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" and asked with some trepidation, "Well, bro, what did you name them?"

Whereupon, his brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise."

The husband, relieved, said, "That's a lovely name! And what did you come up with for my son?"

The brother winked and replied, "Denephew."

[snowflake33]

lol

[hunnybabe]

lmfao- that is brilliant

Lol Lazy!...k heres my attempt...no yawning!

St.Peter was in a prayerful mode,before signing off *AMEN* he asked the LORD if he could ask HIM something.

"GO AHEAD MY SON" LORD said

St.Peter asked "well LORD,do you think you could build a super high way to heaven,so that people specially the elderly
could stroll towards heaven and admire the views and also maybe take the scenic route before being judged by you?

LORD then sat St.Peter down and said to him "DO YOU REALISE HOW MANY MEN POWER THAT WOULD BE NEEDED,THE
MANY BAGS OF CEMENT,WIRES,UNDER GROUND CABLES,AMOUNT OF STEEL,LABOURING ETC ETC? ISNT THERE
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WOULD LIKE FOR ME TO DO FOR YOU ST.PETER?"

And without a thought St.Peter said "yes LORD there is"

'WHAT IS IT MY SON?' asked the LORD

St.Peter asked "well...what makes women tick,when a man asked whats wrong,she say's nothing,when clearly there is.
When she says we need to talk its usually something bad,and when she gives you the silent treament,its usually the
man's fault.I dont get it LORD,and to make things worse Mary.Magdalene isnt talking to me.Please LORD help me under
stand the way a woman's mind works"

LORD replied.........."WILL THAT BE TWO LANES OR FOUR!"

[Lazy]

lol xxxxxxxxxx

[sultry]

lol good one

lmao why do everybody presume we are difficult ..we are NOT FOOKIN DIFFICULT WE ARE MISDUNDERSTOOD!!!

[sukisue]

wildflower , men will never understand us they aint smart enough they keep there brains in there pants

[sultry]

lol im saying nothing lol

laugh out loud