Repairman

[shazzababie]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]Linda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman.



Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman,





'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher,





Leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check.'

Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you.

But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY cir***stances, talk to my parrot!'[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]

'I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!' [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="red"]When the repairman arrived at Linda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest,



Meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there



On the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.

Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]



[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="5"][COLOR="red"]'Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!' [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]



[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="red"]To which the parrot replied,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


[FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="6"][COLOR="red"]
'Get him Spike!'[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[Lazy]

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[jazzy]

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[snowflake33]

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[deesimba]

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