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17-05-09, 11:58 PM
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A duck walks into a bar
A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any g****s?"
The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any g****s?" Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve g****s, has never served g****s and, furthermore, will never serve g****s." The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve g****s! If you ask for g****s again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!" The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?" Confused, the bartender says no. "Good!" says the duck. "Got any g****s?" 
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24-05-09, 06:03 PM
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lol
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29-05-09, 08:20 AM
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[QUOTE=Bakerboo;46781]lol funny... and simple enough that I might even be able to remember it!
 [/QUOTE][FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="7"][COLOR="SeaGreen"]BAKERBOO[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="2"]Oooh so now you decide to show up!!! Where have you been for like, an entire century!!! Is it because i moan so much? Im sorry!! But get your rear end back someday, that will be all  [/SIZE][/FONT]
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29-05-09, 10:03 PM
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[QUOTE=Gemma;46912][FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="7"][COLOR="SeaGreen"]BAKERBOO[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="2"]Oooh so now you decide to show up!!! Where have you been for like, an entire century!!! Is it because i moan so much? Im sorry!! But get your rear end back someday, that will be all [/SIZE][/FONT][/QUOTE]lol you daft sod... i've been back in the forum for a while - not returning to chat any time soon though! how you and the family doing hun?
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30-05-09, 10:42 AM
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[QUOTE=Bakerboo;46986]lol you daft sod... i've been back in the forum for a while - not returning to chat any time soon though!
how you and the family doing hun?[/QUOTE] [FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="2"]Fine, have it your way!!! + were fine thanks, just waiting to drop soon lmao, cant ferkin wait!! x [/SIZE][/FONT]
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