Sausages‏

[jazzy]

'Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?' asked the Irishman, walking up to the counter.

The assistant looked at him and asked: 'Are you Irish?'

'If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?'
demanded the Irishman indignantly.

'Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst,
would you ask me if I was German?'

Then, warming to his theme, he went on, 'Or if I asked you for a kosher hot dog,
would you ask me if I was Jewish?'
'Or, if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?

Would Ya? Would Ya?'

The assistant said: 'Well, no.'

Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, the Irishman steps it up a gear.
'And if I asked you for frog's legs, would you ask me if I was French?'
'What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?'

'Well no, I probably wouldn't.' conceded the assistant.

So, now bursting with righteous indignation, the Irishman says,
'Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish sausages?'

The assistant replied:

'Because you're in Homebase.'

[snowflake33]

lmfao .... oh i so likes that one

[Lazy]

lol thats funny xx

[jck200]

Talking of sausahes i used to say they did not grow on trees and to my utter suprise found out last year they did grow on trees!!!

Search for the Sausage Tree......amazing african tree.

john

[jck200]

TIRED, IT IS GONE MID-NIGHT AND AS USUAL NEVER CHECKED SPELLING.

john

laugh out loud