Eve's side of the story

[shazzababie]

[B][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how
is everything going?" enquired God.

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets
are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I
have just one problem.

It 's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other
two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on
branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain."

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came
in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only
two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced".

"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this,
you know.
I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half
of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the
bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

" Well, Eve, how is My favourite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see, all the
animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All
the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How
could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately
create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that
useless Tit?" [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B]

lol.... now that is a good one shaz!!

[shazzababie]

yeh made me chuckle on a rainy Wednesday

[Lazy]

lol thats funny xx

[wildflower]

hahaha read it before but does not make it any less funny mwah shazz great to see you again

Sure makes more sence than that rib thing! lol

nice one xxxx

lol ha ha very funny