Shipwrecked
A man shipwrecked onto the beach,only a sheep and a sheep dog survived with him.One night
the sky was fiery red,breeze was warm and gentle-a perfect night for romance.Sitting there the
sheep started to look good to the man,so he leaned over and put his arm around the sheep.The
dog protective of the sheep,gnarled at the man and he backed off.Weeks passed and to his
amazement,another shipwreck,a tall slender blonde woman survived.That night the man took her
to their beach ritual of night sky watching.Soon the man got those "urges" again,he fought them
off as long as he could,till finally he gave in and leaned over to the woman.He told her he hadnt
had "it" for months,woman batted her her eye lids and asked "is there anything I could do to
ease your frustraton?",he said,"yes there is........would you mind taking the dog for a walk?!"
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