The Little Old Lady

[Lazy]

The Little Old Lady
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good
morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple minutes of your
time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum
cleaners.'

'F*** off!' said the old lady. 'I haven't got any money, I haven't paid
the bills for weeks' and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a
flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide
open.

'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse sh*t all
over her hallway carpet.

'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse sh*t
from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.'

'Well,' she said, 'I hope you've got a f***ing good appetite, because
the electricity was cut off this morning.'

laugh out loud

[sukisue]

another good one loved it pmsl