Tesco murder‏

jazzy · #1 (**permalink**) 09-10-09, 04:17 PM

Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young
husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance
policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to
have her killed.

A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side
underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.'

Artie then explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out
a spouse was £5,000..

The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn't
have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money.

Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man
opened his wallet, displaying the single £1 Coin that rested inside.
Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept the £1 as
down payment for the dirty deed.

A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Tesco Super
Store. There, he surprised her in the produce department & proceeded to
strangle her with his gloved hands & as the poor unsuspecting woman drew
her last breath & slumped to the floor........

The manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the
murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie
had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.

However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the
hidden security cameras & observed by the store's security guard, who
immediately called the police. Artie was caught & arrested before he could

even leave the store.

Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole
sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless

husband, who was also quickly arrested.

The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared ...

(You're going to hate me for this .... )

'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for £1.00 AT TESCO!'

Oh, quit groaning!

I don't write this stuff,

I receive it from my warped friends and then send it on to you.

sorry guys , couldnt resist sharing it with ya xxxxx