[CENTER][B][COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="4"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Chemist walks back into his shop after a short break and sees a man leaning against the wall.
"What's wrong with him?" he asks his assistant "He came in for cough
syrup but I couldn't find any so I gave him an
entire bottle of laxatives" replied the assistant.
"You fecken idiot" exclaims the chemist, "you can't treat a cough
with laxatives"
"Of course you can" replies the assistant, "look at him, he's too
fecken scared to cough"[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER]
13-10-09, 04:36 PM
man walks into a chemist
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