Ha ha

jazzy · #1 (**permalink**) 17-10-09, 04:13 PM

A woman once said that a man is like
a deck of playing cards ......you need

A Heart to love him

A Diamond to marry him

A Club to smaxh his head in , and

A Spade to bury him with

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A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a old
couple in bed. He orders the guy, Steve, out of bed and ties him to a chair,
while tying the Steve's wife to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then
gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the Steve tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an
escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in
jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If
he wants ***, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very
dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering
in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if
we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

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