[B][SIZE="3"][COLOR="DarkRed"]2 irish blokes are out hunting in the woods when paddy says
'im busting for a poo but i havent got anything to wipe my arse with'
Murphy says 'well if you have a fiver use that!'
so Paddy goes off for 5 mins and comes back with his poo all over his hands and clothes...
Murphy saty 'WHAT THE FECK HAPPENED TO YOU?'
Paddy looks at him and says...'have u ever tried to wipe ur arse with three £1 coins, five 20ps and two 50 pence pieces!!!![/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]