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Old 08-11-09, 08:11 AM
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Default Morning ***

MORNING ***

She was standing in the kitchen
Preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
Wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake,
She turned and said softly,
'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought,
'I am either still dreaming or
This is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and then gave it my all;
Right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her
'T' shirt still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.' [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"][/SIZE][/COLOR]
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Old 02-02-10, 10:45 AM
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pmsl xxxxxx
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Old 02-02-10, 11:02 AM
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hahaha good one lol xx
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Old 02-02-10, 07:26 PM
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lol funny !!!!!
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Old 03-02-10, 07:34 AM
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very funny pmsl 3 minute wonder was the egg timed nice
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Old 03-02-10, 03:47 PM
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i dont understand that story..are u saying an egg timer lasts for 3 hours TARA??
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Old 04-02-10, 03:21 PM
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lol i dont get it either xx
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Old 04-02-10, 11:12 PM
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we`re innocents lazy
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Old 05-02-10, 02:47 AM
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lol delta xxxx
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Old 29-06-11, 05:00 PM
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already read somewhere, even left a reference, a second
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