Men's pearls Of Wisdom

[TARA]

[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"]Men's pearls Of Wisdom


1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big **** or a good
memory. I don't remember, what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.

3. A wife is a *** object. Every time you ask for ***, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -
'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing
on earth.

7. There are three stages of *** in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try
Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.

10. Having *** is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone *** once, but the holes in the dialer were too
small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was
happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.

16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

17. Despite the old saying, ' Don 't take your troubles to bed', many
men still sleep with their wives!![/SIZE][/COLOR]

[sultry]

lol they are a bit thick aint they lol

i agree lol

I'm new to the forum and wanted to say hello to all.
Sorry for my english, I do not speak very good.
Once again, everybody welcome and I look forward to fruitful cooperation


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[Lazy]

what ??????????????