It's logical

Two Aberdonian farmers, Tam and Rab, are sitting in the Farmers bar
drinking beer. Tam turns to Rab and says, "Ye ken fit? I'm tired o'gan through
life athoot an education.. I'morn, I think I'll go doon to the squeel and
sign up for some nicht classes." Rab thinks it's a good idea, and the two
leave.

The next day Tam goes down to the school and meets the Lecturer, who signs
him up for the four basic classes: Maths, English, History, and Logic."

Logic?" Tam says. "Fit's at?"

The Lecturer says, "I'll show you. Do you own a Strimmer?" "Aye"" Then
logically because you own a Strimmer, I think that you have a Garden.

Tam replies, "At's true, I div hae a Gairden.

""I'm not done," the Lecturer says. "Because you have a Garden, I think
logically that you would have a house.

""Aye, I dee huv a hoose.""And because you have a house, I think that you
might logically have a family.""I hiv a femily.

""I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must
have a wife.

""Man! Yer nae wrang!! I div hae a wife!!""

And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a hetero***ual.

""I am that! a hetero***ual. That's amazin'!! You were able to find a'
that oot, jist 'cos huv a strimmer." Excited to take the class now, Tam
shakes the Lecturers's hand and leaves to meet Rab at the pub.

He tells Rab about his classes, how he is signed up for Maths, English,
History and Logic.

"Logic?" Rab says, "Fit's at? "Tam says, "I'll show ye. Do you huv a
strimmer?

""No."

"Well then, yer a poof."

[pete8242]

i might have actually let a bit of wee out reading that

laugh out loud