Office dares

ONE-POINT DARES
1. Run one lap around the office at top speed
2. Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other
'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).
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> > 3. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
> >
> > 4. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and
> > say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
> >
> > 5. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your
> > head.
> >
> > 6. When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper
> > huskily,
> > "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"
> >
> > 7. Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,
> > "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
> >
> > 8. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
> >
> > 9. While riding in a lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors
> > open.
> >
> > THREE-POINTS DARES
> > 1. Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with
> > double-barrelled
> > fingers.
> >
> > 2. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all
> > that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
> >
> > 3. Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
> >
> > 4. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the
> > nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
> >
> > 5. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
> >
> > FIVE POINT DARES
> > 1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice
> > to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if
> > you actually launch into it yourself).
> >
> > 2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
> > growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
> >
> > 3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
> >
> > 4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a
> > number two".
> >
> > 5. After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent.
> > As in "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.
> >
> > 6. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.
> >
> > 7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly
> > and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
> >
> > 8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my
> > witness,
> > I'll never go hungry again."
> >
> > 9. In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".
> >
> > 10. Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna
> > trade?"
> >
> > 11. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do
> > you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
> >
> > 12. Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't
> > talk about it".
> >
> > 13. Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a
> > lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
> >
> > 14. Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a
> > very important conference call.
> >
> > 15. Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
> >
> > 16. Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your
> > pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
> >
> > 17. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash
> > each biscuit with your fist.
> >
> > 18. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the
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> > door.
> >
> >
> > 19. Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting
> > attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life >
> > counterparts.
> >
> > And if that wasn't enough for you here are some examples of insane
> > acts you can use anywhere...
> >
> > 1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
> > hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
> >
> > 2. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going
> > to have to let one of you go."
> >
> > 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
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> > with
> > that.
> >
> > 4. Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN."
> >
> > 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
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> > over
> > his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
> >
> > 6. In the subject field for all your e-mails, write " FOR ***UAL
> > FAVOURS".
> >
> > 7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
> >
> > 8. Don't use any punctuation
> >
> > 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
> >
> > 10. Ask people what *** they are. Laugh hysterically after they
> > answer.
> >
> > 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
> >
> > 12. Sing along at the opera.
> >
> > 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
> >
> > 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle
> > sounds
> > all day.
> >
> > 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
> > party because you're not in the mood.
> >
> > 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
> > Hard.
> >
> > 17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd
> > time this week!!!"
> >
> > 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
> > yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

[pete8242]

i wonder how long it would be before you get fired lol

I've done a few of them lol, so has my boss though lol