£1000

A bloke fancies a girl at his office,but she has a boyfriend.He approches her anyway and offers her a grand if she ll have *** with him.Il throw the money on the floor,you bend down and il be finished by the time you pick it up.The girl consults her boyfriend ,he advises her to go for it, but pick it up real fast,so he wont have chance.
An hour later he calls her up and asks whats going on?"I can hardly fookin walk"she replies,"the bastard used 2 pence pieces!

nice one sam