why did the pervert cross the road?

coz his willy was stuck in a chicken..

for ppl who remember vinyl records.

a girl goes in to a record shop at xmas and asks " av you got jingle bells on a 12 inch"
the shop keeper says " no but i got dangle balls on a 10 inch "

she says " that's not a record"

" it's not far off " he replies

also, do u remember stick on soles? they weren't as good as shoes were they.

little johnny was aving a bath with his mother .. he looks between her legs and says " wots tha by there mum" feeling very uncomfertable his mum says " oohhh, errr , ummm .. oh that's where you father threw an axe at me " jhonny replies " good shot , hit you right in the tw** "


i went to the butchers yesturday .. i siad " where's your assistant today then bob "
he replies " oh i had to sack him for sticking his old boy in the meat slicer " i said
" urgh thats disgusting and come to think of it , what did youy do with the meat slicer ?"
to which he replies " don't worry i sacked her aswell"

[Lazy]

lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

laugh out ;oud

[sukisue]

pmsl very funny all of em