Damn fine explanation!!‏

[jazzy]

The wife came home early and found her
husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset.. 'You are a
disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a
faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a
divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a
minute, so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,'
she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I was
getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me
for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity
on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not
well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for
three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home
and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you
wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor
thing devoured them in moments..

Since she needed a good clean-up, I
suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes
were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her
the expensive designer jeans that you bought a couple years back, but
don't wear because you say they not the "in" name this year.

I also gave her the underwear that was
your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have
good taste.

I found the ***y blouse my sister gave
you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also
donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear
because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and
continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as
I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and
said,

'Please ... Do you have anything else
that your wife doesn't use?'

ha ha ha ha

pmsl laugh out loud

[sukisue]

was that the punch line was expectin summat better lol never mind it passed pmsl