Crocodile and the Chicken

Lazy · #1 (**permalink**) 27-12-09, 10:03 PM

[SIZE="3"][COLOR="Magenta"]This guy walks into a bar, carrying a crocodile and a chicken. He sets them down on the stool next to him, and says to the (uncertain-looking) bartender "I'll have a Scotch and Soda." Then the crocodile says "And I'll have a Whiskey Sour." The (dumbfounded) bartender gasps "That's incredible; I've never seen a crocodile that could talk!" And the guy says "He can't; the chicken is a ventriloquist." [/COLOR][/SIZE]

jck200 · #2 (**permalink**) 28-12-09, 12:18 AM

Lazy...due to chat being down i perused the forums and saw this little gem...it is nice to see you can smile about this and wanted to let you know i read it with a smile too.

you are really nice,

john x

Lazy · #3 (**permalink**) 28-12-09, 11:26 AM

aww thanks lol you are nice to jck xxx

#4 (**permalink**) 28-12-09, 11:33 AM

pmsl xxxxxx

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