Punk

An old guy's sitting on a bus when a punk rocker gets on. The punk rocker's hair is red, green, yellow, and orange, and he's got feather earrings. He sees the guy staring at him. He says "What's the matter, old man? Didn't you ever do anything wild?"

The old guy says, "Yeah. One time I had *** with a parrot. I thought maybe you were my kid."

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