just jokes

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first joke two blokes are lying in bed when one turns to the other and says i dont think much of this wife swapping
second joke a policeman walks over to a parked car and asks the driver if the car is licensed of course it is rep
lies the driver great says the policeman i,ll have a pint then
ha ha ha

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="5"]Whats a rubik cube n a penis got in common? the more you play with them the harder they get,,,,,,,[/SIZE][/FONT]

pmsl xxxxxxx

[I][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="4"]Went to the chinese last night, there were 2 eyes staring at me from underneath the noodles. I fooking **** myself! Then i relized it was the peeking duck lol[/SIZE][/FONT][/I]