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Old 15-05-10, 07:32 PM
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Smile Where do red-headed babies come from?

Where do red-headed babies come from?

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician.

"Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!"

"Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."

"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations."
"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often are you 'intimate'?"
The man seemed a bit ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months."
"Well, there you have it!" the doctor said confidently. "It's rust."
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Old 16-05-10, 05:46 PM
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Ahh! thats why my sons a red head , i always wondered why lol xx
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Old 16-05-10, 06:02 PM
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red heads come from same place as blonds brunettes an mousy hair from mummyies bellies pmsl
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Old 17-05-10, 03:21 PM
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i always thought you got red haired kids when you had se xual intercourse during a menstrual cycle?
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Old 17-05-10, 10:12 PM
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omg pete! that is hilarious!!!!!
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Old 19-05-10, 12:20 AM
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[QUOTE=mortimergirl;57061]omg pete! that is hilarious!!!!![/QUOTE]

is it?

well ffs dont ask me where coloured kids from then!!!!
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