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Old 23-05-10, 04:52 PM
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Red face The Haircut

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there are a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up there are a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later that day, a businessman comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The businessman is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there are a 'thank you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your Business' and 'Becoming More Successful'.

Then, a politician comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill, the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The politician is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning, when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut.
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Old 24-05-10, 12:14 PM
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good one lol x
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Old 24-05-10, 02:28 PM
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sounds about right lol
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Old 21-08-10, 10:52 AM
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pmsl funny
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Old 21-08-10, 01:18 PM
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ha ha ha funny
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