The hospital

A 75 year old lady calls her local hospital and this conversation follows:

"Hello, I'd like some information on a patient, Mrs. Tiptree. She was admitted last week with chest pains and I just want to know if her condition has deteriorated, stabilized or improved?"
"Do you know which ward she is in?"
"Yes, ward P, room 2B."
"I'll just put you through to the nurse station."

"Hello, ward P, how can I help?"
"I would just like some information on a patient, Mrs. Tiptree, I was wondering if her condition had deteriorated, stabilized or improved?"
"I'll just check her notes. ....an yes, I'm pleased to say that Mrs. Tiptree's conditioned has improved. She has regained her appetite, her temperature has steadied and after some routine checks tonight, she should be well enough to go home tomorrow."
"Oh that's wonderful news, I'm so happy, thank you ever so much!"
"You seem very relieved, are you a close friend or relative?"
"No, I'm Mrs. Tiptree in room 2B. Nobody tells you anything around here."

good one lol

Lol xD .....

[sukisue]

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