marriage counseling

Nancy and her husband Peter went for counseling after 43 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, Nancy went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 43 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Nancy to stand, embraced her, and proceeded to eventually "have his way with her" for 30 minutes all the while kissing her passionately, as her husband Pete watched with a raised eyebrows!

Nancy shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while basking in the glow of the event.

The therapist turned to Pete and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

Pete thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf."

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A Roman divorced from his wife, being highly blamed by his friends, who demanded, 'Was she not chaste? Was she not fair? Was she not fruitful?' holding out his shoe, asked them whether it was not new and well made. 'Yet,' added he, 'none of you can tell where it pinches me.'