Irish Story‏

[jazzy]

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.

Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"
"No bother" he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their beds.

"Hello dere girls,
your Da' sent me up here to **** ya both."
"Fook off you liar!" they both say.
"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs,

"Both of them, Paddy?" Paddy shouts back........

"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"

good one lol

[sukisue]

ha ha ha nice one

lol nice one

best one to date jazzy

irish girls arent that easy lol

[tommysize1]

in one else get that joke texted to them?

****e joke and whats up with all the irish jokes if i was making loads of asian or indian jokes people would say its racist

[jazzy]

I do agree with you there dublin guy, ppl would call it racist.. if i put other jokes up.. i see ur point...
no more irish jokes from me, soz

[pete8242]

[QUOTE=jazzy;61973]I do agree with you there dublin guy, ppl would call it racist.. if i put other jokes up.. i see ur point...
no more irish jokes from me, soz[/QUOTE]

oh cmon!!!!
political correctness gone mad
jocks r tight and aggresive angry ppl
irish are thick
welsh **** sheep
and the english are all gay arse morris dancers

its just stereotyping in jokes and not racist

like someone said to dublin guy before
harden up to it
it is after all just in jest

and be proud of where your from and give back just as good as u get

bloody racist
as if