The miracle of toilet paper‏

[jazzy]

Fresh from her shower, a woman stood in front of the mirror complaining to her
husband that her breasts were too small.

Instead of romantically telling her this is not true, he
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: 'If you want your
Breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between
them for a few seconds every day'

Willing to try anything, she got a piece of toilet paper and stood in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
How long will this take?' she asked.
They will grow larger over a period of years,' her husband replies.

She stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he said 'Worked for your bum, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of physio therapy, he may even walk
again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a
straw.

[Lazy]

ha ha ha love this one imao

lmffao (laughing my fooking fat arse off!)

[sukisue]

pmsl a very funny one