Dinner conversation

Lazy · #1 (**permalink**) 09-07-10, 12:57 PM

WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
MAN: Definitely not!
WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?
MAN: Of course I do.
WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.
WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
MAN: (makes audible groan)
WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
MAN: Where else would we sleep?
WOMAN: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WOMAN: Would she use my golf clubs?
MAN: No, she's left-handed.
WOMAN: - - - silence - - -
MAN: Sh!t!

#2 (**permalink**) 09-07-10, 08:38 PM

a w e s o m e ! ! ! tooo funny

#3 (**permalink**) 14-07-10, 11:16 AM

Gentleman on board a flight is having toruble getting in to the gents loo,
one of the lady hostess notices this and quietly suggests he can use the ladies, (as it is now free).
But on NO ACCOUNT must he TOUCH ANY of the 3 buttons on the wall, he duely agrees.

After a small moment curosity and temptation gets the better of him and he glances at the buttons:

1: W.W.

2: W.A.

3: A.T.R.

He sits for a moment longer;

"ahh sod it" he whispers to himself.

He presses the first button W.W. and a jet of Warm Water shoots up his ass "mmmmhm nice, I'm clean now"

He then presses the second button and a whoosh of Warm Air shoots up his ass, "ohhhhh dry now!"

Lastly he presses the last button A.T.R. he passes out, SPARK 'O'

(Scroll down)

He awakens in a hospital bed felling strange but comfy, the nurse standing over him with a seriously stern look on her face shaking her head, "you just couldnt leave it alone could you"?

Well you pressed the Automatic Tampon Remover ........ your weener is under your pillow and your balls are in the bucket beside your bed.

(most guys will cringe at the last bit, i know i did when i first heard it.

All the hairy.