Golfing

Four married gentlemen happily went golfing. During the 4th hole the following conversations took place.

First Guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend... I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.”

Second Guy: “That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.”

Third Guy: “Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.”

They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him: "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: “I just set my alarm for 5AM. When it went off, I gave the wife a slap on her rump, a wink, and said, 'Golf, or ***?"
“She replied: ‘Wear sun-block.’"

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pmsl ha ha ha very funnyan clever