The Dr visit
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die.
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Try to be pleasant in general, and make sure he stays in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare something nice and healthy again. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, freely and frequently, express your love for him and satisfy his every whim.
"If you can do this for the next 1 to 2 months, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"I'm sorry - he said you're going to die," she replied.
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04-08-10, 04:59 AM
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