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[jock]

Man gets home from work & tells his wife "Get me a beer before it starts" He drinks the beer then says, "Quick get me another one before it starts"
Again she gets it & he drinks it & says "Another before it starts"
She says
"Listen here u lazy fat prick, u walk in, sit down & start barking orders"
He says "fook me its started!!"

[sukisue]

pmsl ha ha ha

yep pmsl lol