husband and wife

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your rump."
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
"What the heck is this?" he said to himself as a little "dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"April", he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talc powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker. "It's not talc powder - it's 'Miracle Grow'!"

[pennybel]

Pmsl! good one!