What Do Retired People Do All Day?

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my spouse and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and said, "Come on, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him names. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So my spouse called him names. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

[sukisue]

pmsl very funny i do all the things other pensioners round here dont do they just sit inside waitin to die im out enjoyin me self being loud an obnoxious an i drive a fast mobility scooter round the town to do me shoppin gettin dirty looks from other pensioners so i just smile an say aloud must get to sainsbury for me bargains sis before there all gone must go an rob the bank as well i need more dosh ha ha ha

[jazzy]

lmao very good x