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Old 28-09-10, 08:29 PM
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Wink Making the call

As the traveling executive checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach he was a bit lonely. He thought, "I'll call one of those women you see advertised in phone books for escorts and other things."

He fumbled around nervously and looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a gal calling herself Samantha Foxx - a very cute gal with assorted physical skills displayed in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and he felt quite certain he could bounce a quarter off her rump...you get the picture. He figured, what the heck, I'll give her a call.

"Hello, how may I help you?" Oh my, she sounded so shexy!

Afraid he would lose my nerve if he hesitated, so he rushed right in. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my room and give me one...... No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is to have some grown up fun - all night long. With implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything baby. Now how does that sound?"

"Oh my God - that sounds fantastic, but you need to press “9” for an outside line."
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Old 28-09-10, 09:38 PM
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